Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

The Real Slim Shady (真正的痞子阿姆) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

Written by:Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster

May I have your attention please

May I have your attention please

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her a** worse than before

They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww

It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did did he

And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots

Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha

Feminist women love Eminem

Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him

Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what

Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They've got the Discovery Channel don't they

We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

You think I give a damn about a Grammy

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird

Why so you guys could just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee

I should download her audio on MP3

And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups

All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million of us just like me

Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me

Who dress like me walk talk and act like me

And just might be the next best thing but not quite me

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to

'Cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it

Better than 90% of you rappers out can

Then you wonder how can

Kids eat up these albums like Valiums

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k

With his windows down and his system up

So will the real Shady please stand up

And put one of those fingers on each hand up

And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

And one more time loud as you can how does it go

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

F**k it let's all stand up
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